Whipped Peanut Butter

In my quest for omnipresence, here I am, despite all my temptations. I tried to get my default nick, but some bastard took it way back in the day, so here is the next best thing. Anyone who thinks I'll be posting here is gravely mistaken. Go on a treasure hunt to find my real blog, and when you find it, maybe I'll give you a cookie. Regardless, you should come to tea time.
Cheerio,
Joe.